shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

Bulle med sprit

Synonym for Redbull Vodka

Tjänare! En bulle med sprit, tack!

by wutangkorv March 11, 2020

Bulle med sprit

Typically used in Sweden when ordering a Vodka Redbull

- Tjänare! En bulle med sprit, tack!
- Comin' right up!

by wutangkorv March 11, 2020

drinkin the spit

A phrase for doing something cool

i am drinkin the spit!

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020