Horse Pop

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.

“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”

by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021

the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023

Horse cheese soup sauce

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin

We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich

by Matt sherl September 1, 2019

Horse Pimp

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.

by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021

breeding horses

when a male and a female horses have sex and the female horses get pregant

i would like to start breeding horses

by jordan kyle November 21, 2017

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022

Charlie Horse

A Charlie Horse is a neck pain that some people wake up having after sleeping with their neck in a strange or uncomfortable position. A Charlie Horse makes it hard for someone to move their neck one way or another or even moving it at all without having it hurt.

Tommy: aww... I think I have a neck cramp, because it hurts to move!
Gretchen: why don’t you just call it a Charlie Horse?

by Stiff dead duck with flies August 14, 2018