Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.

Everything presidential candidates say is horse chlamydia!

by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 27, 2016

Horse Charley

When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"

Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."

by fr00tl00pb0i May 1, 2019

Magenta Horse

A pinkish horse that is breed from the pink and blue horse types

I can't wait to ride your magenta horse

by Magenta Horse fan66 June 16, 2013

horse of a thought

A strong, intense thought/s that happens persistently over a long time. It is a reference to the Horse of Thought from Portuguese mythology that symbolizes the power of imagination and thought.

Jacob: What is wrong? You seem distracted.

Kelsey: Sorry. I have been having a horse of a thought over the past few days about what I should do with my life after I graduate college.

by Vanguard 1998 November 11, 2025

Horse swappers

When two horses are bare ass fucking on top of an apartment complex.

Look at those sexy ass horse swappers

by Rallyhorse332 June 5, 2020

horse

When you don't know what to say next

>Hey, what do you think about this song?
>horse

by user718190 July 31, 2021

Horse, Red, and Throat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Horse, Red, and Throat

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025