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Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022
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Ride the camel

When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.
I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch
by YOUSICKFUCK666 October 1, 2017
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ride the luge

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.
"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!
by sweetsusieofawesomeness December 6, 2012
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When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere
Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"
by Darknessdeth May 25, 2011
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riding solo

Refers to riding a dildo. Coined from a sped up video of a black adult content creator DJ Buttpussy riding a blue phallic object with Jason Derulo's song "Riding Solo" in the background. This video has been circulated in hood irony compilations and is also used to troll streamers with media sharing enabled.

When you tell someone they ride solo, it usually means they are a male who partakes in anal pleasure regardless of sexual orientation.
XBOX Players: what are you doing with Luke's lightsaber 😮😮😮

Han Solo: I'm riding solo
by Steven Ambatukam June 1, 2024
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bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.
Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually
by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021
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Cold Ass Riding

A Lifestyle. The famous words spoken in a Brandon Buckingham video, cemented as the greatest motto of all time.
mayo mullen: what is your lifestyle ?? i need to leach

Cold Ass Riding🙏🕊️
by spaghetti-foreskin May 4, 2024
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