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The 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff

When you fancy your postman so much you just want to rip his socks and pants off and allow him to enter in to your humble abode from the backdoor.

Merty Bernister

Oh that postman is so hot I wish he would just do the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up my anus.
Merty bernister ached for his local delivery boy to deliver the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up his sausage swollow

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad September 16, 2019

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“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

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