South Side Sausage

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head

"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"

by UD Master December 9, 2008

razor side respect

having very little respect for someone

Man I have razor side respect for that dude.

by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009

east side Sagittarius

Guys n Gals born right after the last warmer moons in autumn. Piss them off and they'll knock nock the frost off your assmear when winter comes. That's the only time they will have your back. They're up for gain and are very attracted to thier parents whom always get to cloth them and keep huge eyes out for them. They love burgers, white flowers, streams and swimming. For some reason they can group in twos and like it that way when they want to play game. They would rather be warm than cold any day. The don't really like gifts but gift giving, as they just want to feel warmth in their heart, they desire true complexion, great words of the mind, and crave fruits of passion. They are respected for their dignity and honest pleasures rather than bickering they hate the cold.

I'm a east side Sagittarius here my Raaa brrr it's cold.

East side Sagittarius probably google more than anyone.

by googleadear December 15, 2009

West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".

Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!

by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009

Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.

Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"

by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011

East Side Sauna

Originally devised as a retaliation to the Upper Deck an East Side Sauna is the act of defecating on a party host's dish (Preferably Fine China or Silver), placing said dish in the host's oven and then turning the oven on a low heat. This process releases the odors from the dish flooding the apartment with warmth and a rich aroma.

Greg decided it would be funny to shit in the toilet tank of my bathroom, so the next time I was at his apartment I was going to turn it into an East Side Sauna.

by vagabondPrince March 28, 2011

sticky side out

Often said to a male when he is either complaining about something inane or performing a manly action poorly. It insinuates that he is female, he is menstruating, and that he placed the sanitary napkin to catch the flow with the sticky side towards his genitalia. This causes obvious pain, which leads to both anger and poorer performance all around. Ask any woman over the age of 13 who has used pads. She'll know.

(At shooting range) "Dude, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" "Shaddup, it's the sights are off!" "Whatever, man, sticky side out."

by minameismud May 2, 2011