right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

pierce is always right

It’s a known fact that pierce is always right, there’s no sense in debating the fact of the matter

Ie. pierce is always right you need to listen to him

by Oxford college August 16, 2023

Right

Something you shouldn't have in our government.

We have no rights. Long live the USSR!

by You stupid... June 1, 2021

By right & By left

Typically used in Singlish to differentiate between the "right & proper"/official/etc (by right) way of doing something and the "quick & easy"/unofficial/corner-cutting/etc (by left) way of doing something.

Alice: Hey! Rubbish collector supposed to collect recyclables separate from non-recyclables, what?

Bob: By right, that’s the case but by left they oso just dump them in the same bin.
Alice: What by right & by left?! They should do their job properly!
Bob: Liddat, lor; angry so much for what?

by AzureArmageddon February 13, 2023

right-wing

Liberalism, privatization, nazism, fascism, capitalism, MGTOW/redpill, heterosexism, machism, freemasonry, militarism, integralism, conservatism, hydroxychloroquine, liberation of rifles, death penalty, liberation of grenades, flat earthism, olavism, christianity, neoliberalism, patriarchy, androcentrism, catholicism, evangelicalism, anti-vaccine, protestantism, racial quotas for whites, quotas for believers, bible, high prices, hitlerism, mussolinism, pinochetism, arenism, francoism, salazarism, zionism, bolsonarism, trumpism, supremacy of the rich, supremacy of the bourgeoisie, business dictatorship, militia and chloroquine.

I hate right-wing.

by Aquecetilador December 20, 2023

Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.

Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.

by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023