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Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.
Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall
by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021
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Clown

A creepy ass thing that gets you under your bed at night.
by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019
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Clown

A person or persons that acts in a manner that incites ridicule
by Biomel July 17, 2019
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Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.
Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"
by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015
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clown frown

A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.
His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.
by Kysguy January 29, 2023
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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