december 5

national send nudes to everyone in your contacts

hey here are some of my nudes because it is december 5
uhh no thx
dc here

by profnude sender December 3, 2020

5 December

This is my (susan van brakpan/ maylin) birthday

5 December........

by Susan van brakpan December 3, 2020

December 5

December 5th is national ask out your crush day!

Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?

Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th

by Imsoborsdndn December 4, 2020

December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them

Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit

by Junkostan December 5, 2020

December 5

National crazy hair day!

Me: has crazy hair
Friend: why is your hair crazy
Me: its december 5!

by JustTheDayss December 5, 2020

5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”

A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.

by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

5-3-4

Drinking: When you're in 5th gear cruisin, hit 3rd red-lined, then take forth and send it - usually applied during day drinking

In a sentence/conversation: Q-What should we do tonight.
A-Fuck it- let's 5-3-4

Synonyms: Second Wind, Throttle Up and, and Send it

Antonyms: Go to bed>, pump the breaks>, and >you little bitch

by BillCharles December 19, 2020