Snake

Someone who is one of the most absolutely horrific people you will ever meet but hide it until you open up and trust them. They will throw a whole party and not invite you. They will make you look like the awkward one in a situation. They will stab your back until it bleeds over the place. DO NOT trust a snake. They are so rude in the end but so easy to stay "friends" with. They come in all sorts of forms as well. Theres the good ole' two faced snakes who are people who pretend to be nice and then stab you in the back two seconds later. There are the fake snakes who are just not at all who they make out to be and are actually a complete and utter bitch. There are so many species that it makes it hard to name it all but if we can all just tell the "twat faced jizz stains" to piss off then we should be okay.

Example 1: The two-faced snake
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)

Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*

S: *fake noise*

Dont trust these disgusting reptiles

by wacky yo October 27, 2018

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an animal that wont kill you in your sleep contrary to popular belief

p1: have you met p3s snake? p2: yah its the nicest animal ive ever met

by the negotiatr January 3, 2021

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Snake

Someone that is a snitch or 'snakes' on someone. This means telling off someone or someone that back stabs last moment.

Example 1.
I got snaked by Luigi yesterday, he told off me when i took his calculator.
Example 2.
Gosh, Aaron Lo is such a Snake! He snaked on me and went with his other friends.

by POOP IS NOT SHIT April 14, 2018

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