An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. Hym "Who's right? Carbi B. Keep the porn. Keep Tik Tok as well. That's kind of my brain-child so it stays."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Who's right?mug. by Mn44 December 16, 2023
Get the Don't be a hafsa right nowmug. Displeasing, Disgusting in a matter.
by mscb1111 April 13, 2021
Get the Down Right horrendousmug. by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021
Get the I'm Rightmug. Skonker is another word for Head.
When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement
When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement
"I was playing GTA Online last night, fighting a try hard hard a gave him a bad going over, sniper bullet right on the skonker, you wouldn't credit it man"
by LingLongJohn January 10, 2022
Get the Right On the Skonkermug. .
《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》mug.