Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

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by Idk man, something January 8, 2019

Just Dance is a rhythm game series developed and published by Ubisoft. The original Just Dance game was released on the Wii in 2009 in North America, Europe, and Australia. Wikipedia
First release: Just Dance; 17 November 2009
Genre(s): Rhythm, dancing
Spin-offs: Just Dance Kids series, The Experience series, Dance on Broadway, The Smurfs Dance Party, ABBA: You Can Dance
Publishers: Nintendo, Ubisoft, Level-5
Developers: Ubisoft, Ubisoft Paris, Ubisoft Milan, MORE
First release: Just Dance; 17 November 2009
Genre(s): Rhythm, dancing
Spin-offs: Just Dance Kids series, The Experience series, Dance on Broadway, The Smurfs Dance Party, ABBA: You Can Dance
Publishers: Nintendo, Ubisoft, Level-5
Developers: Ubisoft, Ubisoft Paris, Ubisoft Milan, MORE
by KamlaEmbid September 3, 2022

someone that can't just shut up that has a constant start arguments no god damn reason typically these kinds of people sending youtube shorts
just shut the fuck up why the hell are you always starring an argument for no goddamn reason and no don't give me no fuckin excuse It's common sense and then whenever we say you always start arguments you always have to defend yourself but look at that now you're the one arguing so how about we stop this entire goddamn thing cuz it's already retarded anyways
by anonymous July 18, 2023

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

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by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020
