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Don't push the horses

-Don't push the horses
-Don't push the what?
-Don't push the horses!!!
-I need a translator.
by *"':;!? July 20, 2025
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Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!
Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!
by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
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Trojan Horse

When a woman requests the use of a condom to engage in intercourse and the man complies, wearing a condom to begin the interaction. After several strokes the man reaches down and pulls off the condom and continues with the intercourse to completion. By the time the woman realizes it is too late.
“Becky I had to take a plan-b this morning cause Chad said he was gonna wear a condom but that was a Trojan Horse.
by Mike_hunt... July 25, 2025
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Horse Gleek

Accidentally finishing while edging
Oh shit I just horse gleeked and it's all over my bed rn
by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
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Hennessy Horse Rider

When a white woman engages in sexual acts with multiple black men.
Just drove by the park and saw some woman doing the Hennessy Horse Rider with a basketball team.
by Mr.Dingo August 12, 2025
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A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.
Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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