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Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!
by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
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“Becky I had to take a plan-b this morning cause Chad said he was gonna wear a condom but that was a Trojan Horse.
by Mike_hunt... July 25, 2025
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by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
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Get the Hennessy Horse Rider mug.Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now
Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.
Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now
Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.
Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
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