Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 30, 2024

Rusty Fridge

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.

Brett went ice dipping and then gave Megan anal, giving her a rusty fridge.

by Jessdigs January 4, 2025

Rusty Ramrod

An old worn out penis that is barely functional.

Last time I slept with my cousin he had a rusty ramrod, it was just as bad as a whiskey dick.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

Rusty Thrussy

A sex kink when a female is on her period. The guy sticks his dick in her vagina pulls it out with her blood on it and quickly shove it down her throat. Leaving her with a bloody throat.

Last night my sluncle gave me a rusty thrussy and I have never been move in love with the taste of his dick.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

Rusty Bussy

A straight or gay man who enjoys anal sex but refuses to clean it before the anal pounding.

My step brother enjoys the pegging I give him but refuses to clean before hand. He's my little rusty bussy.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025

Rusty Monte

When you're fingering her from the back and she shits into the crease of your elbow.

Me and Ava were going at it in the candy cane and she accidentally gave me a rusty monte.

by ClitRipper1501 July 8, 2025

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025