A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.
guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018
Get the horse stancemug. by vastwen December 5, 2014
Get the Shivering Horsemug. An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
by doomplings October 14, 2021
Get the Shitting Horses and Donkeysmug. Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”
When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more
When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more
by Pluvia May 27, 2024
Get the Drew all over my horsemug. by akalazam June 4, 2025
Get the Albanian horse musket thrustsmug. 1)
YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"
The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage
2)
"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"
YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"
The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage
2)
"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Get the horse shitmug. by Podney Reete March 11, 2024
Get the Horse Toothin’mug.