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Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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let the hair go with the hide

Pull out all stops and go for broke. Enjoy!
It’s a party, let the hair go with the hide.
by Hackberry December 25, 2021
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blue hair karate chopper

blue hair karate chopper, aka tenya lida is a blue hair guy with glasses who looks like a grandpa
blond angry hedgehog: puts legs on table
blue hair karate chopper: GET YOUR LEGS OFF THE DESK
by killmedie November 29, 2019
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let the hair go with the hide

It’s a party, let the hair go with the hide!
by Hackberry December 25, 2021
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cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.
Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
by Karen wise March 7, 2019
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Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hair

the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
by onesyphorus March 23, 2019
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Zen's anal pubic hair

The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.
My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!
by 1637286462 September 27, 2017
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