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Youtube

Wasting your life three minutes at a time.
" Dude I thought you had class at three what happened? "
" Youtube. "
by Raingirl67 November 13, 2014
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Youtube

An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)

An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)
Oh that person is such a Youtube.

That moment was definitely a Youtube.
by Tc48 January 24, 2023
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Youtube

A company of fuckheads owned by the biggest fuckhead of all, and allow porn pornstars criminals pedos, etc., but doesn't let pewds upload a disstrack about a melon, and filthy frank, etc.
Guy or gal 1: Hey, you're on Youtube, right?
Guy or gal 2: Oh you mean that company that removed coco (song/disstrack) and filthy frank, but has pornagrophy?
by fifferteen February 22, 2021
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Youtube

Trashy website full of trashy people and moderation, "Powering creativity," more like terminating anyone who tries and lets others scam children and get verified.
Man makes best video in the world: 10am Youtube: You have been suspended for breaking the tos.
Random scammer: HOW TO DUPLICATE YOUR PAYPAL CURRENCY JUST SEND TO THE BITCOIN ADRESS IN THE DESCRIPTION, gets verified.
by SepticSpring July 17, 2020
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Youtube

A site with a really broken system
Youtube make your own music get claimed by other companies
by Scorpious Runner January 2, 2019
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Youtube

1) An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity. (Synonym of absolute dumbass)
2) An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence. (Synonym of Gigachad)
1) A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts playing a TikTok compilation at full volume without headphones. This person is a Youtube.
"Ew, you damn Youtube!"
2) A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on TikTok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. "Thank you stranger, you are a Youtube"
by SylvInk January 25, 2023
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Youtube

(Def: 1) An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

(Def: 2) An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence

Definition 1 & 2 are differentiated between by the context and tone employed by the speaker.

The term is intentionally obtuse when communicated digitally.
(Def: 1) ‘A person fats in a crowded elevator and screams “It was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

(Def: 2) ‘A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you, kind stranger.This person is a Youtube.’
by HotNewSwearingCompliment January 25, 2023
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