pasco-vegetarian

A moron who fails to acknowledge that when you stab a fish, it shows signs of feeling pain, just like mammals.

#1: What kind of vegetarian are you?
#2: A pasco-vegetarian.
#1: Oh. You're a moron.

by Chad Runyan October 28, 2007

vegetarian

Watered down, half assed vegans, but still smarter than omnivores.

While the barbaric idiot chewed on a cow, the vegetarian calmy explained that he would not be joining in the savagery.

by edith the vegan October 4, 2005

vegetarian

A type of diet that does incorporate consuming meat. While it is true that vegetarians recieve a certain amount of teasing for their choice of diet, they also assume an offensive position by stating in their arguements slanderous comments such as "Eating meat was necessary in the stone age" or "they do not support the merciless slaughter of innocent animals". This only applies to vegetarians who have chosen their way because of ethical purposes, and is a matter of conflicting belief.

"Ethical" Vegetarian: I don't eat meat because it's not the stone age anymore and I don't support the deaths of millions of innocent animals.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.

by Ali H October 10, 2005

vegetarian sex

Lesbian sex or dry sex.
The word received it's name by the nickname for male anatomy "sausage"
-No penetration
This can be the best or the worst type of sex in the world depending on your gender and/or situation.

My girlfriend teased me and we only stopped at vegetarian sex. This wasn't all bad, her girlfriend was hot.

by Love Gecko December 16, 2008

Pollo-Vegetarian

someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.

"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"

by emohammers December 13, 2003

Vegetarian

A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.

Person A: "Want a hambuger?"
Person B: "Nah, I'm a vegetarian."

by literatehuman May 8, 2010

sex vegetarian

A person that eats out on a woman

"Are you a sex vegetarian?"
"Yup, no meat, just bush"

by Lman December 9, 2008