Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.

"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."

by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 21, 2018

valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

by Jeweleeuh December 22, 2021

Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020