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ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021
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someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch
me: i CBTed ur mum
by Daddy Bidd May 3, 2021
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This word is used among the coolest of the coolest people. If you are trying to make a joke funnier then this is the word for sure! This will also get you a date to a court for sure!
Person: hi

Person 2: ur mum

Person: hahahahahahhaha
by I Love Loki08 June 10, 2021
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by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024
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The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.
Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol
by TheBigGill December 5, 2022
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it means that whom ever says this wants to have s*x with your mum. 'ur mum' is an expression used to agree or nuetralise a conversation.
' haha you thought that was funny, that was sh*t' then in responce ' ur mum'
by exwils2802802802802802802 September 26, 2023
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by Ftsfwtt October 5, 2023
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