Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Spofford Pond School

A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".

"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!

by Tycho Nose May 25, 2018

Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢

“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies

by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022

frog in the pond

The act of throwing an Allen's red frog into a saucepan full of beer

"oi mate, toss a frog in the pond"

by Owll October 16, 2020

pebble in the pond

When brainstorming, the act of throwing out an idea with the goal of breaking the tension and making it safe for others to share ideas.

Someone: We need to figure out what makes this character interesting.

*dead silence*

Me: Pebble in the pond—what if he had had two dicks?

*everyone feels safe*

by Pickle in the pie guy June 27, 2019

Pond Rat

Somebody who is unclean and rude. Often frequent wet, dark and dirty corners

Fuck off you skanky pond rat!!

by W11MUN November 22, 2023