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Mongolian Horseback Ride

A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.
Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!
by Overshade December 9, 2010
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Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog
James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment
by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019
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Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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Mongolian Grape Drip

When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena
Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"
by biggest bluest snail January 13, 2021
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Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat
HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!
by Willy donka August 31, 2022
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Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.
John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.
by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020
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Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.
"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"
by Daerionic Mode December 25, 2022
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