Mongolian Horseback Ride

A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.

Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!

by Overshade December 9, 2010

Massive Mongolian Cock

self-explanatory
abbreviation: MMC (all caps)

Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck

by Lekhagan June 2, 2023

Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.

"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"

by Daerionic Mode December 25, 2022

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022

Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.

Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020