zach

A sweet,lovable guy you will fall for the first time you see him. He is cute,and all the girls are after him. He usually goes for abbie's,or tall brunettes. He is the kind of guy that will play with your hair hold your hand and not be afraid to kiss you in front of his friends. If you get a zach hold on to him.

Man,zach is cute!

by oklolpoklolpoklolpoklolp November 17, 2017

Zach

He has nigger face and sucks 12 in cock

Man he’s totally a Zachary cause he’s gay

by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019

zach

zach is a bit of a nob not gonna lie lmao. hes quite gay but hes the best gay ever. zachychan is his nickname

hey did you say him
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by pengtingbumbum July 13, 2019

Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.

Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.

by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach

The type of dude to be racist and act tough all the time XDDD

Stop being a Zach dude! You're not as cool as you think.

by Hankboi December 19, 2017

Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019

Zach

An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.

Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨

by EpicGamerMan69 November 8, 2019