Wisconsin Nice

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,

Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.

by Rainbow Gopher March 28, 2019

Wisconsin Floorbuffer

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around

I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

by Dyke and ike November 1, 2008

Wisconsin petite

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.

Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.

by pooblius October 12, 2016

Wisconsin Hickey

When 9 guys hold one guy down and the "Minyan Man" gives the victim a big, wet, juicy hickey. (Common practice at Wisconsin Ramah).

Reuben is walking to the bunk. As he approaches the bunk, 9 lads ambush him and pin him down. Shimon, the Minyan Man, emerges from behind the bush where he laid in wait. Shimon proceeds to administer a beautiful Wisconsin Hickey to Reuben's neck.

by Moses Mendelssohn May 29, 2013

wisconsin accent

A way of rational speech where “pop” is soda, we say our “a” diffferently and say things like “ya know?” People think we sound like Canadians, we do not

You have such a Wisconsin Accent

by Flicka3000 June 26, 2019

wisconsin white

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.

"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."

by alfiejay4lyfe May 20, 2016

Wisconsin Drunk

"Sweating curds, racist words and punching nerds." Wisconsin drunk is widely known as a night which involves extreme inebriation which ends with a morning of bounced checks, tears and regrets.

Gawd almighty, Dave is Wisconsin Drunk!

by Joseff Smirk July 25, 2022