Wisconsin Nice

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,

Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.

by Rainbow Gopher March 28, 2019

Wisconsin Floorbuffer

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around

I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

by Dyke and ike September 11, 2008

A Wisconsin Goodbye

A Wisconsin Goodbye is when your nefew rub Wisconsin Cheese Spread on your erect cock and slurps it off violently wilst you are on the toilet shitting your brains out from prunes and taco bell

Damn, Chase he gave a rough A Wisconsin Goodbye last time when i was shitting my brains out

by Twink Fucker named Fishstick February 12, 2020

Mexican Wisconsin

A cult that started on TikTok that claims “Mexican Wisconsin” as a sovereign nation

If you say Mexican Wisconsin isn’t real, they will hunt you down and decapitate you

by Realdfn7 August 22, 2023

Wisconsin Wraparound

When a person reaches around someone from the side or behind them to jack off their penis. Often times it is done as a form of belittlement or degradation.

Hey did you see my buddy Trey give Josh the ol Wisconsin Wraparound? It really put him in his place.

by balla holla February 07, 2023

Wisconsin Plain

A Wisconsin Plain is the act of meditation in the presence of a random individual, while proceeding to masturbate and make direct eye contact with said individual. Creating an unpleasant and emotional damaging situation for everyone involved.

I am currently on a Wisconsin Plain..
It smells like a Wisconsin Plain in here!
I witnessed someone do a Wisconsin Plain while I was in jail and was scared shitless!

by Strappy CoCo August 24, 2022

Wisconsin Howdy

When you fart in a hot shower and the aroma of poop permeates the air, merging with the humidity to create a fart sauna.

My girlfriend enjoys a nice steamy Wisconsin howdy when we are in the shower.

by Nicksnothome May 15, 2020