Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
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Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate
Nice try chief😂

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