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Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021
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Triple trifecta

A Triple trifecta is the art of having a sh*t, shave and then a shower. Not necessarly in that order and can be done one after the other or all together in combination with a waffle stomp. Most commonly done before a night on the town.
Alright Tony, see you in half an hour? Just gotta have a triple trifecta and then I'll be ready.
by Bog flowedew May 7, 2018
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Trifecta

The Act of Smelling/Sniffing a Woman's Feet, Armpit, and Asshole after one another in the attempt to get high and Find True love and Happiness
I Proposed to my wife of 30 years after she let me Trifecta her.
by CorporateGreed420 November 11, 2021
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KGB trifecta

A modern day trifecta composed of John Kerry, Al Gore and Bill Gates
The KGB trifecta is a modern day 'holy trinity' of woketivists
by Sexydimma June 22, 2024
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trifecta of pie

When 3 male penis’ ejaculate simultaneously inside a woman. One in her mouth/throat, one in her vagina, and one in her asshole simultaneously. Making her Airtight.
The 3 male porn stars achieved a trifecta of pie when they ejaculated inside the female porn star’s mouth/throat, vagina, and ass simultaneously. She was so turned on by their coordinated orgasms, that she orgasmed as well.
by theBlackSheep May 26, 2023
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KGB trifecta

The 3 biggest greeniacs ever
The KGB Trifecta is composed of (john) Kerry, (al) Gore and Bill (Gates).
by Sexydimma December 3, 2023
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KGB trifecta

The modern 'holy trinity' of climate/social activists
The KGB trifecta is composed of the following people, known by their initials: Kerry (John), Gore (Al Gore Jr), Bill (Gates). The KGB trifecta wants me to eat fake, processed meat
by Sexydimma June 21, 2024
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