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Wisconsin Nice

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,
Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.
by Rainbow Gopher March 28, 2019
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Wisconsin Floorbuffer

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around
I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer
by Dyke and ike November 1, 2008
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Wisconsin Hickey

When 9 guys hold one guy down and the "Minyan Man" gives the victim a big, wet, juicy hickey. (Common practice at Wisconsin Ramah).
Reuben is walking to the bunk. As he approaches the bunk, 9 lads ambush him and pin him down. Shimon, the Minyan Man, emerges from behind the bush where he laid in wait. Shimon proceeds to administer a beautiful Wisconsin Hickey to Reuben's neck.
by Moses Mendelssohn May 29, 2013
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wisconsin sneeze

Hey dude, Pull my finger I have a Wisconsin sneeze coming.
by tgriesbach12 June 15, 2018
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wisconsin accent

A way of rational speech where “pop” is soda, we say our “a” diffferently and say things like “ya know?” People think we sound like Canadians, we do not
by Flicka3000 June 26, 2019
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Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)
My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Wisconsin Sandwich

When a couple uses an electronic throw blanket between their bodies while spooning during this subzero time of year.
You could make a Wisconsin Sandwich during the summer, but it wouldn't be as enjoyable.
by T-J-Rizzo April 24, 2018
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