The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.
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A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.
Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.
by superawesomeamericandude May 17, 2018
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The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.
“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”
by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022
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A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.
I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.
by AB365 January 17, 2022
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Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston
by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020
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1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
by The guy on the train March 11, 2020
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