squish

a platonic crush

used in the aro/ace community bc them weirdos cant have crushes (im aroace)

"i have a crush but its platonic ygm?"
"yeah bro thats called a squish"

by fushentuvaminkle June 7, 2022

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025