Samodson

Samodson ;
;SAM-PLE-O-LIVE-D-ROP-SON

;A WARRIOR THAT LASTS ON ONLY ONE FULL RAW POMACE (FRIENDLY RAW POMACE OLIVE LEAF PRESS ALONG WITH OLIVES) OLIVE OIL DROP LIKE MOSES EVERY 39 DAYS AND NIGHTS. (NOONE CAN)

Samodson: *EATS FOOD AND DRINKS FLUIDS BUT IS ACTUALLY ETERNALLY DRY FASTING ON A SHRINKING FULL RAW POMACE OLIVE OIL DROP EVERY FARTHERING RATION AND GETS MORE MUSCULAR VIA THE I AM THAT I AM THE BIBLEISMARKOFBEASTER AND BIBLEISANIDOLER AND BIBLEISNOTWORDOFGODER*

DR. INAMINUTE LIKE A MONGOLIAN: :O YOU NEED TO EAT :'( *GOES BERZERK.*

by gayb1995 June 8, 2023

Samodi

Chill black guy that is an all around piece of amazement, we love you, Samodi.

Oh look, it's Samodi!
Hey, Samodi!

by Weidlich August 7, 2023

Samjew

A person who is addicted to weed. Much like a Jew to money.

Damn samjew wouldn’t pass the blunt at all tonight.

by Derricks2 September 26, 2023

flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

sexy samoan with an ass

cameron

wow did you see that sexy samoan with an ass? yeah that’s cameron.

by yepitsme__0 January 23, 2022

Samjob

A sandwitch follwed immediately after consumption by a handjob.

Put your hands to good use for once and give me a samjob.

by TurdToTheWise April 2, 2010

samoflange

A samoflange is a subset of glass-blown bowl or pipe (does not include bubblers/bongs/etc.)used to smoke marijuana. The defining characteristic of a samoflange is its inability to kick or clear into your mouth, a common problem with smoking from a bowl. Meaning, no unwanted ash or "scooby snacks."
A samoflange must be dubbed as such before it can truely qualify as such. The dubbing process is as follows:

Once a smoking sesh has ended...
First a sesh partner must initiate the ceremony by placing his foot on the samoflange.
A second partner will then proceed to recite the words of Panthro.
To finish, the first partner will recite the words of Tigra.
This completes the dubbing process and the pipe has become samoflangisquous.

PANTHRO: "...and get your foot off that blasted samoflange!"
TIGRA: "What the hell's a samoflange?!"

as from Thundercats Episode 1

by Smoke Team April 25, 2007