The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

The Bauman Method

When one is to roll weed in a plant leaf due to lack of papers.

Guy 1 "Ayo I'm outta papers
Guy 2 "It's fine we will just use The Bauman Method"
Guy 1 "Isreal or Palastine?"

by CertifiedWordologist April 28, 2021

trigger binger method

the method by which a leftist, typically an anti-gun activist, holds their weapon. The method typically includes the use of the leftists finger on the trigger while pointing the gun directly at the person he/she is not trying to kill. The leftist may also choose to apply the gun directly to his/her cheek and ear while showing how the gun shouldn't be fired. The trigger binger method was first displayed publicly on November 15, 2021 by the Thomas Binger, prosecutor in the Kyle Rittenhouse case.

@leagueofextraordinarypepes

The anti-gun activist lawyer used the Trigger Binger Method when showing the court how dangerous guns are in the hands of untrained professionals.

by League of Extraordinary Pepes November 15, 2021

The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.

Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.

by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022

Banana-milk method

The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.

When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.

"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"

"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"

by MarkeringMarkeringMarkering March 2, 2023

Vroel Ghosting Method

When you’re in the same city as someone you’ve never met a day in your life and you text them trying to meet up.

You’ve known them for years, but you don’t know a single thing about them. You don’t even know if they are who they say they are.

They will come up with lies saying their equipment is malfunctioning or their phone isn’t receiving any messages.

Bro I was in the same city as my online friend that I’ve known for years and I never met him. I texted him trying to meet up and he never responded. I think he just hit me with the Vroel Ghosting Method.

by yxngrari! October 9, 2023

metooed

publicly denounced by (#meetoo)

If Ellen was a man she would have been metooed

by SonYaya October 29, 2019