Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.
by A.l.e.x04 September 19, 2019
Get the Markmug. Yo he pulled a Mark on her
by YungPapiGod February 28, 2017
Get the Markmug. This dude is the guy you'll be censoring on your r/niceguys post. Every time he sees another post about him trending he'll post another definition of himself to jack off to. Its also another one of those names. Like Bob, Steve, or Gene. Also Mark rhymes with bark, and bark tea is what naturalists feed to their kids instead of taking them to the hospital. There's also dark, and people don't like dark things, especially when they're named Mark. There are aardvarks, and everyone loves aardvarks, so just name your kid Aardvark, fuck Mark. Mark is a pussy bitch with a tiny dicc. There's a reason dad fuckin left.
by Markie Mark October 6, 2019
Get the Markmug. They say Mark lives for his work, Mark's in love with his work, Mark hides in his work from facing his failure, facing his loneliness, and facing the fact he lives a lie. He always preaches not to be numb, when that's how he thrives. He pretends to create and observe when he really detaches from feeling alive. Perhaps its because he's the one of us to survive.
"Mark are you there?"
by real trash October 22, 2018
Get the Markmug. The "Mark" type of human is a very rare and unique human type, it is originally made back when humans were evolving homo-sapiens but unfortunately this type of human didn't even surpass a fish's IQ. Unfortunately it is roaming in today's world and living the daily life of a person we call "guy who lives in his grandparents basement and cannot lose his virginity". Pretty sad.
by Lintahlo12 October 18, 2019
Get the Markmug. by Thatonepersonnamedme December 16, 2017
Get the Markmug. Usually a gay guy, goes by hunter, owns a crown vic, has Helga Pataki Syndrome, and is always up for a good time.
by DanLashShip April 23, 2018
Get the Markmug.