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Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
by illyvilly September 24, 2019
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Manchester

Manchester Has Mills In 1837 to 1901
The Mills Makes Cotton.The Manchester Ship Canal Sail All The Way To Liverpool
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Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal
by big fat tubby January 1, 2023
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Manchester

Manchester is a medium-sized city in the north-west of England, a part of Greater Manchester, as of 2021, the city had around 500,000 inhabitants.

Manchester is well-known for it's two football clubs, Manchester United and Manchester City, who both play in the English Premier League as of the 2022/2023 season.

Manchester is also known for it's outstanding architecture, ranging from Victorian to modern architecture, the use of red bricks is commonly associated with Manchester, as most of the Victorian buildings are built with this material.

The city is known as "Cottonopolis", this due to the city having been a major contestant within the cotton industry during the industrial revolution, being a vital part of the British textile industry.

Moving on towards geography, the Mersey River flows through southern Manchester. Home to the Manchester canal, which links the city to the Irish sea. Other notable rivers are Irwell, Medlock and Irk, which all aswell flow through the city. Manchester is aswell a rather flat city, which is why it is where it is today.

For the purpose of statistics, Manchester forms the largest populated district within the Greater Manchester area.

A person from Manchester is referred to as a Mancunian.
Mancunian: Hey Fredrick, wanna check out my home town, Manchester?

Fredrick: sorry bruv, I'm busy eating shepherd's pie in Kensington.
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Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.
Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??
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Manchester Poonited

A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022
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Manchester City

Soccer (football) club that has alot of money and based off of Manchester, England (or UK)
Manchester City fan: Hey I think Manchester City is better than Inter Milan
Inter Milan fan: Ok
by tahhams August 27, 2023
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