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Mongolian Horseback Ride

A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.
Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!
by Overshade December 9, 2010
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Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.
"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"
by Daerionic Mode December 25, 2022
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Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021
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Massive Mongolian Cock

Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck
by Lekhagan June 2, 2023
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Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat
HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!
by Willy donka August 31, 2022
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Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog
James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment
by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019
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