Mongolian Horseback Ride

A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.
Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!
by Overshade December 08, 2010
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Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.
John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.
by Radicles The Alien November 28, 2020
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Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat
by Willy donka September 01, 2022
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Massive Mongolian Cock

self-explanatory
abbreviation: MMC (all caps)
Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck
by Lekhagan June 02, 2023
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Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
by Ghangrenis Khant December 02, 2021
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Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.
by Daerionic Mode December 26, 2022
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