Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.

I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.

by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010

Beater fag

Beater Fag, not to be confused with Theater Fag, is a gay male that is washed up and anywhere from 30 and above. Rode hot hard and wet back in the day.

Man Raymus is such a beater fag. He started working at Rue 21 just to pick up aspiring crystal queens.

by Haylie/Margaret December 31, 2016

Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Bented

A slang term for Bend and or Dent

Bitch you bented my Rims!!

by Chigatti July 16, 2008

man beater

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

Beasted It

The act of completely and undoubtedly succeeding in an endeavor, to an absurd extent.

Eric: "Hey Jim, how did the interview go? You think you got the job?"

Jim: "I absolutely beasted it! Couldn't have gone better. I could have shat in the interviewers eye and he still would have shook my hand and beamed like he was getting an immoral blowjob at Disneyland."

by Spongetits July 30, 2012