John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

by CumYum April 19, 2022

John

A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.

Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah

by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019

John

john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much

John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing

by johnpi8 December 13, 2022

The Johns

currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.

The Johns are at it again!

by blokzberry July 11, 2006

john

hes ugly. and rude and annoying

person 1~ john is so ugly

by champ10n October 15, 2018

John

Is a bitch

Johns a bitch

by RicanKev May 14, 2020

john

The cutest boy you'll ever meet so nice, funny, generous, and smart. VERY smart

Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !

by Heyitzmebria March 24, 2017