David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”

Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god

by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022

ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster

ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019

david azoulay

david azoulay is the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

David

Has a large penis and is very kind to everyone

Davids penis I gigantic

by Joeseph_stalin68+1 January 27, 2021

David

egg

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

by sillygooseegg December 9, 2023

David Marin

Don't do anything weird or he will be disappointed in you

You see what you did. You disappointed david marin

by Pig_benis1 September 14, 2022

David Udoh

The Goat (Greatest of all time) in any given category.

Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.

by mr.laurynhill April 10, 2022