The situation where you are to sexually exhausted to have a stiff boner resulting a jelly like wiggle.
by jello bean August 19, 2011
An affliction caused by watching a television show or film depicting the consumption of alcohol, possibly leading to intoxication, which causes a desire to imbibe.
by tomaszmajewski February 25, 2010
by camile February 02, 2007
When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.
"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"
"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011
A person who has a big ass nose.
Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!
by HeartsAndrewD June 13, 2010
by Scotty November 23, 2003
by Redneck Mother Fucker January 23, 2018