boner ghost

When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.

George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.

by Sephtis February 6, 2015

Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know

Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!

by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX April 20, 2016

pretty boner

it means that shit is pretty kewl

dude i had a pretty boner starfruit.

by camile February 4, 2007

dorito boner

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.

"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."

by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011

Boner Tyme

1. n. The period of time when you get a stiffy.

Look what time it is, it's boner tyme

by Scotty November 22, 2003

Boner face

A person who has a big ass nose.

Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!

by HeartsAndrewD June 15, 2010

Billy Boner

Billy Boner to describe a feeling a redneck gets in their pants when they look at a BIG truck.

Man This is the 3rd time today Billy Bob has a got a Billy Boner after looking at my new truck.

by Redneck Mother Fucker January 22, 2018