jelly boner

The situation where you are to sexually exhausted to have a stiff boner resulting a jelly like wiggle.

girl " Wanna mess around?"

boy " Naw I have a jelly boner right now."

by jello bean August 22, 2011

Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know

Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!

by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX April 20, 2016

pretty boner

it means that shit is pretty kewl

dude i had a pretty boner starfruit.

by camile February 4, 2007

dorito boner

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.

"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."

by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011

Boner face

A person who has a big ass nose.

Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!

by HeartsAndrewD June 15, 2010

Boner Tyme

1. n. The period of time when you get a stiffy.

Look what time it is, it's boner tyme

by Scotty November 22, 2003

Billy Boner

Billy Boner to describe a feeling a redneck gets in their pants when they look at a BIG truck.

Man This is the 3rd time today Billy Bob has a got a Billy Boner after looking at my new truck.

by Redneck Mother Fucker January 22, 2018