National French kiss day

On January 30th it will become national kissing day

I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day

by Monkeys bus January 30, 2020

National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.

“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019

National middle child day

On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them

hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!

by jaylynndabest August 12, 2022

National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020

National Virtual Fuck Day

April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!

1: Today's April 18th, right?
2: yeah, why?
1: It's National Virtual Fuck Day!

by jard30 April 17, 2021

national almond milk day

This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .

by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

15th of November you have to grav someones dick

“Hey its november 15th”
“What does that mean?”
“National grab dick day”

by Nahxhdbebsn November 11, 2021