Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?

“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “

by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Kill Wall

A wall of empty beer cans.

The guy's an alcoholic, and his house is a mess, but his kill wall really brings the room together.

by MilwaukeeKiaEnthusiast August 24, 2021

Kill it

Oh! OH! You didn't think I was serious did you!? HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Oh, shit, no! I don't know how to kill it! I was lying blatantly because I thought it would get you to hurry up and save me faster! Ha! That isn't a thing! Hahahahaha! Why? Did it tell you the riddle? What did it say?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

We a bad b you can’t kill us

They are brothers not by blood but by heart they get bitches together and have each other’s back they won’t give up and will keep going they are like drakes roly they never stop and they are very powerful even stronger than goku and all the anime shows out of your reading this brothers love you (no homo) we a bad bitch you can’t kill me

We a bad b you can’t kill us means we are together and very strong and will not be a broken bond
B means Bitch

by Mr.999 February 27, 2019