jelly boner

The situation where you are to sexually exhausted to have a stiff boner resulting a jelly like wiggle.

girl " Wanna mess around?"

boy " Naw I have a jelly boner right now."

by jello bean August 22, 2011

Weird Boner

A weird boner is what some lame asses might call an “unusual attraction”. It’s that indescribable feeling when you are so attracted to someone even tho there is something slightly ~off~ about them. One might say that this weirdness makes it even hotter.

Friend one: I can’t tell if Rami Malek from Mr. Robot is really hot
Friend two: He is definitely hot but in a different way. Like his eyes are kinda murdery but-
Friend one: -in a good way.
Friend two: he is a definite weird boner

by kajenayyy June 2, 2018

pretty boner

it means that shit is pretty kewl

dude i had a pretty boner starfruit.

by camile February 4, 2007

dorito boner

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.

"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."

by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011

Boner face

A person who has a big ass nose.

Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!

by HeartsAndrewD June 15, 2010

boner tie

dilberts tie as seen in the comic strip and the now cancelled tv show.

OMGZ!!!1! that boner tie curves up and to the left! thats amazing!!

by Super Soaker May 27, 2007

boner pills

Boner Pills are any type of drugs that force blood into your boner giving you hours of fun with a raging Erection

I went hoggin at the bar last night picked up a fat bitch but couldn’t get hard when it was time to Skewer the beast ,so I popped a of couple boner pills and in 20 min I was ready to give her the hot beef injection

by Atom meatshaft D August 1, 2020