Riding longo

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.

Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...

by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015

ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature

BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)

by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016

large ride

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.

"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."

by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012

dick riding

it means your looking for attention for someone else

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me

by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023

ride em up

To ride rims of any kind like you a true pimp.

Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!

Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!

by gangstathug12 May 11, 2008

Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

Hog riding

When a male or female aggressivly rides ontop of a male during sexual intercourse, while yelling "HOG RIDAA".

- "Emil's mom was Hog riding me the other night"
- "That's so smash bro"

by Cornelius feet pics October 7, 2024