Parch your lips

To (sexually) turn a girl off.
Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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six milly lip pilly

I was out of Zyn’s so bro chucked me a Six Milly Lip Pilly

“Ay man, you got any lip pillys, I’m out”
“Yeah no worries, just got a fresh can of six milly lip pillys”
by CVenom56 February 21, 2024
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Puckered Lips

The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever
by ACORDE August 09, 2010
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Lip succ

Girl: “I want a lip succ
Boy: “I gotchu bub
by SmortBlueberry March 20, 2018
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greasy lips reneaa

under age girls that cant afford real make-up so they use Vaseline as gloss to attract the opposite sex

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin
- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- my lips just got some moe tho
- you are sucha greasy lips reneaa
by 613.shady July 23, 2017
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Lip Slit

A cut to the lip that makes you bleed, usually a papercut.
Nothing is worse than a lip slit. All I've been tasting for the last 5 minutes is blood.
by Retard_Ryan February 13, 2023
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