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midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023
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shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!
My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.
by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025
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Lake shower

It's when people go out to a lake and basically wash with soap before jumping into the water. ( with swimsuits on)
A group of a friend went out on the boat to take a lake shower
by Niccole Grant November 12, 2020
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Czech Golden Shower

The 20 brass casings that drop to the ground after firing an entire 20-round magazine of a fully-automatic VZ-61 Škorpion submachine gun. The approximately 900 rounds per minute fire rate allows the magazine to be emptied well before the first casing hits the ground, meaning you can hear the entire Czech Golden Shower.
"You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the 'Czech Golden Shower'." - Brandon Herrera
by h529 November 17, 2022
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Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
by expertoneverything September 11, 2010
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Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 5, 2013
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review shower

When your in the shower and having a review of the bad part of your life that happened.
I took a review shower because I needed to let go of some things
by Kamariana September 4, 2022
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