Dude1: How was the show?
Dude2: What?
Dude1: How was the show!?
Dude2: Sorry man, can't hear you. I totally have rock ear from the show!
Dude2: What?
Dude1: How was the show!?
Dude2: Sorry man, can't hear you. I totally have rock ear from the show!
by Spudinthebox July 2, 2007

What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!
by OmniJohnson April 27, 2019

by Anthon4000 May 24, 2019

by the Shat Party December 20, 2013

Rocks are made out of a bunch of minerals mixed together. Rocks and minerals are technically the same thing.
Rocks and minerals are used to build houses because a rock is made of minerals and cement is made of rocks and bricks are made of cement
by Good vibes1 October 20, 2017

by Cheesuschrist50 October 26, 2019

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.
"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"
by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016
