Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Echo

The sound of the ocean in your ear after accidentally taking a shot in the ear canal while receiving a golden shower.

Kimberly couldn't take anymore of Marks golden shower and turned her head to get away. Mark saw a target of opportunity and pissed in her ear. Kimberly has been complaining about her golden echo ever since.

by Dayuiz December 3, 2009

golden bachelor

In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.

Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor

by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023

Golden dog

Very shiny

Cute Golden dog

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 4, 2020

golden keg

a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....

hey guys, you just missed the golden keg of the year, she was 3x golden! nothin will beat that keg!

by steve-o-heeser July 21, 2010

Golden Boydem

Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof

He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing

by Golden Boydem Killa May 11, 2022